Shambling Incompetence Twitch Channel Rewards
This is a guide to our Twitch Channel Rewards, both the regular sort which you redeem using your Lemons (channel points). We've not included the channel point cost as that tends to vary over time!
All Hail the Lemon King!
This is is a video slide reward. Enjoy some Motorhead! Sadly minus the Lemon crown which died a miserable death. RIP Lemon Crown - you will be missed!
Beer Goggles
Shambo will impede his lacklustre gaming performance by wearing his Beer Goggles for 5 minutes. It's important to note this is done by putting on glasses, not by Shambo drinking beer... people redeem it too often for it to be beer! Also beer is expensive... gib money...
Boom Banana Shambo
He turned himself into a banana chat! He's banana Shambo! Make Shambo wear the banana mask for 5 minutes.
Communist Shambo
Shambo will wear his Ushanka for 5 minutes! May or may not include Shambo speaking in a dodgy Slavic accent... Side note, whilst Shambo has never been to Russia, the hat has! Not by itself obviously, that would be weird...
Cone of Shame!
Shambo will don the Cone of Shame hat for 5 minutes - consider it punishment for various traffic offenses committed in Euro Truck Simulator 2 - although it can of course be redeemed any time!
Day of the Shambo
Shambo will wear his Day of the Dead Hat for 5 minutes, even if it's not November!
Hat Number Two
Shambo will wear the Poop hat for 5 minutes. To be clear it's a poop emoji hat made out of regular hat stuff and not in any way involving real poop, because that would be unsanitary!
Honse Race
Play a game of Honse RaceHow to Play
For each Honse Race you have 1000 not real monies to place bets on any of the 6 honses featured.
To bet on a particular honse, use the Channel Reward with the same Name as your chosen honse (it will also have the same background colour to make it a little easier to find) and type in the amount you wish to bet. For example, if you want to bet 500 of your not monies - just type in 500
The Odds do NOT affect how well honses race!
The odds DO determine how much fake money you make IF your horse wins (1st), places (2nd) or shows (3rd). Oh and the house keeps your original bet - someone has to use that fake money to feed the not-horses!
The Smart Play...
You can bet some or all of your fake money on ONE honse, or you can spread your bets across multiple honses! Either way the total must not exceed your 1000 non-existent coins! Any bets which exceed the 1000 limit will be automatically cancelled
Spread bets means smaller bets potentially BUT it also reduces the risk and therefore improves your chances of beating other players!
Winner Prizes
And of course your wins will also net you badges!
However...
Shambo, Shambot and everyone's favourite mascot, Pastry, have their bets automatically generated for them, so you will always have competition for the prizes!
I See Love
Shambo will stick on his totally love-tastic heart glasses for 5 minutes - just to remind you all how much he loves you, via the medium of a slightly mediocre visual gag!
I Will Always Love EU
The House of Shambling Incompetence hates Brexit. Shambo will wear Kat's 'Bollocks to Brexit' hat (which has been with Kat on a number of anti-Brexit protests) for 5 minutes. This reward may or may not include Kat ranting on about how terrible Brexit is on stream as a bonus...
It is OUR Stream
This is is a video slide reward. Enjoy much Communist anthem! And remember it's not just criminals that should get free housing, food and medical care! Those things should be available for everyone!
Make It Snow Number One!
Make it snow things on Stream for 2 minutes with this channel reward. It's not just for winter and you can choose from a multitude of things, not just snowflakes, by either typing in the ID number of a specific thing, or letting our web bot choose an item for you by leaving it blank
Namaste, Shambo...
This is is a video slide reward. Are you feeling stressed? In need of some inner peace? Shambo will offer some words of wisdom to soothe you in these troubled times. Well... ok maybe not wisdom and it may not be soothing... enjoy!
Nothing
Have you ever wanted to win Nothing? Redeem this video slide reward and see what Nothing you have won! You also may win something... who knows, lets spin the wheel and find out! Good luck!
PG Challenge
Don't like swearing or just enjoy watching Shambo suffer? This is the reward for you! Redeem it and Shambo has to try not to use naughty words for 15 minutes. If he fails before the timer ends, you get your channel points refunded! Good luck Mr.Potty-Mouth Incompetence, you're going to need it!
Queen Shambo
Make Shambo wear his Queenly majesty on his head and look regal and fabulous and in charge of... something, for 5 minutes
Question of the Day
What is the question of the day? It's not that, it's probably something else! Redeem the channel reward and Shambo will read out whatever nonsense has been selected for the current stream!
Quiplash
Play Quiplash on Stream. To join a game go to jackbox.tv on your computer, phone or tablet, and enter the 4 character code that will be shown on Stream once the game is loaded
Shambo, Give it a Name!
This reward is limited to certain streams where game characters or items can be named. Be sure to redeem this quick if you want to name a Pokemon or a Tank or anything else because otherwise Bogbrush will call it Dave. Everything at Shambling Incompetence is called Dave. Honestly we're surprised that Shambo hasn't changed his name to Dave by now...
Shambo, I Love You!
Redeeming this reward lets Shambo know how you really feel... It also spawns a little love heart on stream which grows the more times this reward is redeemed by different people, up to 10!
Shambo, Introduce Yourself!
This is is a video slide reward. And his name is... Shambo deadpanface. Yeah, he likes wrestling!
Shambo, Lose Your Marbles!
This is is a game reward which is available during non-request streams. Sometimes it's nice to take a break from the currently streamed game and play something that everyone can get angry about. Yes it's Marbles on Stream - a faux-gravity-filled nightmare involving balls. Redeem it and use command !play to join in the er... fun?
Shambo, What IS Love?
This is is a video slide reward. Shambo asks the question 'What is Love?' via the medium of Hadaway! The answer to that question is up to you, but on Shambling Incompetence the answer is usually lemons... or shouting...
Throw Things at Shambo
Have you ever had the urge to throw a Lemon at Shambo? This reward functions much like on Stream Commands; type in Lemon into the Reward input and it will hit him in the face with a Lemon or any of the other available Things! If you'd like a Thing which doesn't exist in our library of Things, you can also redeem the 'Create a Thing to Throw at Shambo' website reward
Well Actually
Shambo will put on his slightly larger glasses for 5 minutes. And then proceed to explain something very boring to you in great detail. Probably...
Whale Impression
If you've ever wondered what a constipated whale sounds like then this is the reward for you. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Laugh you bastards, IT'S FUNNY!
What is it, Pumpkins?
Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? I mean, you watch Shambo every day. Shambo will wear a pumpkin mask for five minutes!
Who's That Pokemon?
Guess the pokemon from just it's shape! Good luck getting it right before Shambo does!
Why the Long Face?
Shambo will wear the Hot Horse Mask for 5 minutes. It cannot be overstated how hot and uncomfortable this mask is so it's only available to request during the colder parts of the year! Want more incompetence? Redeem Horse mask today... or whenever it becomes available...
Word Crystal
Redeem a game of Word Crystal, where it's up to Shambo and chat to figure out what the words of the day are with as few mistakes as possible!
How to Play
This game does not have Twitch integration so you can simply suggest 5 letter words in chat! A colour key is provided on stream to remind players which letters might be included and which aren't, because some letters are in the word, some letters are on the Word Crystal, but in a different word and no, the word is probably not penis...
